Romantic Fish Enthusiast T-Shirts

"And you wanted to throw me back."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

The Da Vinci Cod

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Lap fish..."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"It's my helper trout!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Twitter for goldfish.'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.