Romantic Fish Enthusiast Gifts

"And you wanted to throw me back."

The one that got away

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

The Da Vinci Cod

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"Lap fish..."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

Cat to fisherman about his caught fish: 'Let me clean them.'

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's my helper trout!"

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Welcome."