Fish Lover With A Twist Gifts

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Civilized Salmon

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

Fish Fries

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'