Fish Lover With A Twist T-Shirts

"This is our basic flush but I think your loved one would appreciate a more substantial flush."

Civilized Salmon

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

'We'll never be able to eat all that. Throw it back and catch a smaller one.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.

Fish Fries

Nuclear power station and ecology

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'