Fashion-forward Fish Lover T-Shirts

Civilized Salmon

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Skinhead guppy.

How do fish get to work?

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Nuclear power station and ecology