Fishy Fashion Follower T-Shirts

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Advocado

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Spontaneous Kombucha

"Like my new haircut?"

Civilized Salmon

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A cow with a Brazilian.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

Skinhead guppy.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Popeye Switches to Kale.