Fishy Fashion Follower Pillows

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Advocado

Civilized Salmon

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Skinhead guppy.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Popeye Switches to Kale.