Fashion Followers Pillows

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Never MIND what Lady Godiva does!'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Advocado

Joined at the hipster.

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Inflating Boobs.

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Mating rituals

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"If they fit, we can return them."