Fashion Followers Pillows

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'Never MIND what Lady Godiva does!'

'Honestly darlings I don't know how you can spend so long looking at shoes.'

Person who doesn't eat much blown away in the wind.

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Advocado

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Mating rituals

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

Inflating Boobs.

"Like my new haircut?"

The Mummy's Purse...

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

The Aging of Underwear

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."