Urban Fashion Follower Pillows

Battle of the Gangsters.

Advocado

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'El Nino now.'

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

Everyone's a Media Expert

bitter lemon...

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'