Urban Fashion Follower Gifts

Battle of the Gangsters.

Advocado

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'He's a goatee herder.'

bitter lemon...

"Cool bling bro!"

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

'El Nino now.'

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

Everyone's a Media Expert