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'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Scarf puts hat back on.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

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Easter Bonnet

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

The next big thing

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I got my hair straightened..."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

'I love what you've done with your hair.'

Woman by wall in dress, "Urban camouflage :graffiti dresswear"

"We're going to be late."

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"