Urban Fashion Fan Gifts

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Hip hop Santa.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

1870's disco

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Bling Bling.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Cat with mouse tie.

Liptops in Stock.

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"I chase cars"

I Love Baldies.

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

"Here come the suits."

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Have you ever considered a different hair style?'

'Your uncle Tom's a legend - Always has a beautiful woman on his arm...'

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

Kink

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'