Urban Fashion Fan Gifts

'That's wot I call a hood!'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Hip hop Santa.

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Hired Morning Suit

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

"Half-dressed Covid pizza special."

1870's disco

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Bling Bling.

"Here come the suits."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

"I chase cars"

I Love Baldies.

'Does this outfit make my tympanums look big?'

Cat with mouse tie.

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Sometimes I forget my shopping list. So this time, I made sure to put it in my new purse!"

Liptops in Stock.

In a salad dressing room

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'Your uncle Tom's a legend - Always has a beautiful woman on his arm...'

'Have you ever considered a different hair style?'

Kink

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'