Urban Chic Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm going for a vagabond chic look.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"He's deliciously vintage."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

Utility Chic.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Immigrating to the City

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Bling Bling.

"So we're on top of the Empire State Building and the kid says, 'Relax. Everyone knows cats always land on their feet.' So then..."

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Covid 19 Bar Chart

Kink

Garages are very sought-after in India...

"I'd delete Facebook—But I really enjoy roasting landlords and their overpriced rentals."

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Chav a Merry Christmas

'We're from Manhattan."

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State