Urban Fashionista Gifts

Kink

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Urban Life.

"Cool bling bro!"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

"Does flannel go with camo?"

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

Wrapping up trees.

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"Help!!"

Bikini Between Buildings

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

The Gangsters.

"I like you in a tie."

End of Mask Use

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

"Why are you wearing a tutu?"

High Street Coffee Houses.

'How very St Margarets!'

Lucas Pendergrass!! What have I told you about taking open-toe, high-heeled shoes from strangers??

The 'ironicycle'.