Urban Fashionista T-Shirts

Kink

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Urban Life.

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Cool bling bro!"

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

"Does flannel go with camo?"

Sub-Zero Gravity

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

An anarchist angel wearing his halo as a hoop earring,

"Yes, but am I obsessed with those shoes for the wrong reasons?!"

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

What's the key to being a great artist, Al? Is it the beret? Don't be silly, Axel. It's the smock.

"Help!!"

Bikini Between Buildings

Wrapping up trees.

The Gangsters.

"I like you in a tie."

End of Mask Use

F&E Floor Coverings. Your carpet will be $750 plus tacks.

'That's wot I call a hood!'

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

"Why are you wearing a tutu?"

'How very St Margarets!'

Lucas Pendergrass!! What have I told you about taking open-toe, high-heeled shoes from strangers??

High Street Coffee Houses.