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'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Scarf puts hat back on.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Hospital gown pageant.

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

The next big thing

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Main Street or Wall Street?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

"I got my hair straightened..."

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

"I love your hat. One question: How did you put it on?"

Prince.

Highlights

"We're going to be late."