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The Style of Elements

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Inflating Boobs.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'Oh, just walking around hoping to be taken seriously.'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Local, free-range bug juice.

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

'He's a goatee herder.'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

'She certainly gets a lot out of her bikini.'

bitter lemon...

"Look at that - I still fit into your grandmother's wedding dress."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"How did my discovery get picked over yoga pants?"

'Try these. They'll stylishly announce your return to the idealism of your youth without any apologies for being a total sell-out during the past few decades!'

Everyone's a Media Expert

'El Nino now.'