Fun Fashion Fan Gifts

Elevator Pants

Alabama, The Lizard State

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Advocado

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Overkill, dude."

Elton John

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Bernice Mountain Dog

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I believe in consistent branding."

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Builders fashion range

No use being self-conscious

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Masked Ball

Victorian Secret

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Hired Morning Suit