Quirky Fashion Followers Pillows

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

Ties Must be worn.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Advocado

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Like my new haircut?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Snapshots in Time

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

The latest in Eyewear.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Aging of Underwear

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I believe in consistent branding."

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Lady imitating fashion

"If they fit, we can return them."

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."