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'What raccoon hat?'

No 2 Hook

The Game Men: The most exclusive of all anglers is the dry fly man.

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

'Frankly, your father and I find it quite disgusting'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Civilized Salmon

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Skinhead guppy.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

A Flag in One

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"How weird is it?"

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

Using Science In Fashion Design

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'