Fashionista On The Water T-Shirts

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

The Emperor's New Speedo

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

'I'm tired of them laughing at our rear ends. It's like we have a genetic wardrobe malfunction.'

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

Dog luggage.

"How weird is it?"

No 2 Hook

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Money talks. It says, 'spend me'."

Desert Island Delivery

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Wet dreams

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

Dirty kid to mom: 'Mud is the new brown.'

They're floaties, sir. Because the sea can be a cruel mistress.

A fisher in historical dress

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

'What raccoon hat?'

Angler Zips Up Dress

'Frankly, your father and I find it quite disgusting'

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

String bikini