Fashionista Of The Seas T-Shirts

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Skinhead guppy.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'The Big Kahuna!'

The Emperor's New Speedo

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"How weird is it?"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

No 2 Hook

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Desert Island Delivery

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'