Fashionista Of The Seas Pillows

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Skinhead guppy.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

The Emperor's New Speedo

'The Big Kahuna!'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"How weird is it?"

No 2 Hook

'Uh-oh.'

"They go to a private school."

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'