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"How weird is it?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

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Civilized Salmon

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Skinhead guppy.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

One of a kind.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Need anything today?'

The Emperor's New Speedo

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

Frankly, I wish our intelligence was compared to another species.

Grenadiers

Fish caught in a snorkel.

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

"It's always great seeing you guys. We'll have to get together again sometime and..."

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Well, hurry up, then! You should have gone before we evolved.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

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