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"How weird is it?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Civilized Salmon

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Skinhead guppy.

One of a kind.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Need anything today?'

The Emperor's New Speedo

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

Grenadiers

Ollie the Uncreative Octopus

Fish caught in a snorkel.

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

"They go to a private school."