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"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Making fun of Starfish.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

One of a kind.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.