Marine Beauty Enthusiasts Mugs

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Batman O' War

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

Shark food pyramid.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."