Fishing Fashionista Gifts

'What raccoon hat?'

No 2 Hook

The Game Men: The most exclusive of all anglers is the dry fly man.

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

'I can't get these chest waders up to my chest.'

'Frankly, your father and I find it quite disgusting'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Civilized Salmon

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Skinhead guppy.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'Alan, it's the 11th hole, and that Tiger Woods mask isn't intimidating us...'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

A Flag in One

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

"Whoa, Fred!! Where'd you get that ridiculous shirt??!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"How weird is it?"

Using Science In Fashion Design

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"