Fish Fashionista Gifts

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Uh-oh.'

"They go to a private school."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Skinhead guppy.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Cat Tie

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Cats on the couch.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Civilized Salmon

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'