Fishing Fashionistas Gifts

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Civilized Salmon

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Skinhead guppy.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"How weird is it?"

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

A fisher in historical dress

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels