Fishing Fashionistas Pillows

'I understand you sell awesome earrings that double as fishing lures.'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Civilized Salmon

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Skinhead guppy.

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

No 2 Hook

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"How weird is it?"

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

A fisher in historical dress

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

A Mussel is checking out some shirts for Mussels

'What raccoon hat?'