Fashionista Angler Gifts

'Check this out dude. I got this one on a silver nose ring!'

Angler Zips Up Dress

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Civilized Salmon

'Remember when we caught small fish by the bucket full?' 'Oh, yeah! Those were the dace!'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'See, Dad. I told you these gummy worms would work.'

Skinhead guppy.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Ben believes looking suave is the most important part of fly fishing.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'You haven't been practicing your casting, have you?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

No 2 Hook

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

Victorian Women's Garden Archery Contest

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

Al, why is Julius wearing a beret? He must have seen it on the cover of "GQ"

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'

A fisher in historical dress