Fishnet Fashionistas Gifts

"She's wearing fishnets. Shoot, I forgot our anniversary."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Useless add-ons.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Civilized Salmon

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Skinhead guppy.

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"You remind me of someone."

Do you look like your pet ?

Poovis: Half poodle/ Half Elvis.

Man is walking his dachshund with a Happy Valentines Day balloon tied around dog's belly lifting it off of the sidewalk.

Plaids set man apart from the lower animals

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'