Marine Fashionista Gifts

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"I want one of those!"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Skinhead guppy.

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Sunglasses - Perfect for normal sun, white dwarfs, red giants.

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

The Emperor's New Speedo

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Greece

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

Grenadiers

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

' Wow ! You look dressed to kill ! '

'My mom's taking me for a haircut, she want's to see what I look like!'

"How weird is it?"

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'