Fashionista Of The Sea Gifts

I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

Civilized Salmon

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Go deep.'

Skinhead guppy.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

The Emperor's New Speedo

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Ordinary PollockJackson Pollock.

'I told you the waders were too big when you bought them.'

No 2 Hook

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"How weird is it?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"They go to a private school."

'Uh-oh.'

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

'Hey, Chuck, check out Sam and that ridiculous cod piece.'

"Well, He's not mainstream, But he's cute."

"The pectoral fins help with directional control. The rest is just decorative."

Man needs bait. Pulls fish-shaped mustache off face and applies it to hook.

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

Fisherman to friend in dress: 'That's not what I meant by setting your drag.'