Beach Fashionista Gifts

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

The Emperor's New Speedo

String bikini

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Happy Brithday

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

Snake Dress-Up

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'Do these come in blue?'

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Thong World.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

Summer

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Summer fashions.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse

"Why can't summer last forever?"