Beach Fashionista Gifts

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

The Emperor's New Speedo

String bikini

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Happy Brithday

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Woman reading: 'How to look hot on the beach this summer.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I've really got to stop describing my hairstyle as birdsnest!"

Thong World.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Andy Partridge

Husband's sudden interest in Aquafit is all because of the sexy instructor.

"Well, here comes shorts weather."

Summer

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Heading back to the office after a year of daily zoom meetings."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Summer fashions.

"Does flannel go with camo?"

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse