Fish Lover With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

'Steroids.'

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fishing Holes

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

I think it's time to clean the basement.

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Fish Fries

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.