Fish Lover With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'And why is liquidity so important to you?'

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"And you wanted to throw me back."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

'Steroids.'

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

Fishing Holes

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

WInter Fish

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'

Fish Fries

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Big Mouthed Boat about to swallow fish swallowing fish and so on.