Fish Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Steroids.'

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

Fishing Holes

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

Acme Coffee Co.

Nuclear power station and ecology

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'

"Trust me — we’re better off in here."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

'If that aquarium is supposed to help me relax, it's not really working.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

"I got you a gift."

Fisherman: 'Did the DNR say anything about the size of your fish?' Other: 'Yeah. So long.'

"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

'I had to do it, Doc.He kept wanting to float to the top.'

Fire Exit

'Whoooeee. He has serious pyorrhea alveolaris.'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Worm for Two

Eskimo with goldfish skating in its bowl.