Nostalgic Fish Fanatic Gifts

'I hate these school reunions.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

A Preschool of Fish

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"Lap fish..."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'