Fisheries Fanatic Gifts

'This your first time smelt fishing?'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Bears catching fish

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A Bloody Butcher

"He was a sea rescue."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'So who needs sonar?!'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

'Been waiting long?'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.