Fish Connoisseur Gifts

'I'm only interested in fillets.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"She's just being Koi."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Kids with Fish Balloons

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.