Seafood Connoisseur Gifts

A counter displays two types of fish: swordfish and double-edged swordfish.

"I don't think there's time for a quadrille."

"Yep, 135 Elm Street...someone from here ordered a large pizza with extra anchovies!"

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

I say we go check his fishing permit !

'I specifically said no anchovies!'

"I always knew you two would be perfect together...or with fries"

"Someone order 380 plankton-pizzas?"

"Any word on my appeal?"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

Civilized Salmon

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"How's the salmon?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '