Seafood Aficionado Gifts

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

Fish tells lobster: 'Please stop doing that annoying quote marks thing.'

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

"Oooohh, Young John has done well for himself."

Oyster Bar.

'I hear he's loaded.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Here's your cat - and here's your bill from the Sushi Emporium.'

'I got one this small.'

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Now be careful up there or you'll end up like Gerald. Fried in a golden batter and served on a bed of rice.'

French man holding a dish.

"You the one who ordered a scuba diver?"

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

Shrimp cook

"Would you like your piranha cutlets now?"

"One shrimp pizza."

"Regurgitated fish! Is that all you've got?"

"If you knew what you looked like in there, you wouldn't be so happy."

"We get a lot of podiatrists in here. They don't like to eat anything with feet."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'Do they have to be KING prawns?'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Eight men fight over an octopus as a couple watch.

Platter confusion.

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

Cat finishes meal surrounded by fish hooks.

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

Sushi bar...under new management

'Lobster £18.30!!!!' 'Bad reaction to seafood.'

'Nice crowd.'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'They say, despite appearances, we're mighty good eating.'