Seafood Aficionado Gifts

"Who ordered the krill pizza?"

'You can tell me anything, Mrs. Rojak. I'd never violate the sacred fish store-customer relationship.'

"Oooohh, Young John has done well for himself."

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chops

'Fresh Fish' 'Stand offish'

Oyster Bar.

'Now be careful up there or you'll end up like Gerald. Fried in a golden batter and served on a bed of rice.'

'I got one this small.'

'Here's your cat - and here's your bill from the Sushi Emporium.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'I hear he's loaded.'

"It's become so expensive, that if I want sushi, I have to catch my own!"

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

French man holding a dish.

Shrimp cook

"You the one who ordered a scuba diver?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

'They say, despite appearances, we're mighty good eating.'

'You'll love this place - the best fish restaurant in London.'

'Nice crowd.'

'Lobster £18.30!!!!' 'Bad reaction to seafood.'

Sushi bar...under new management

'I hope you're not thinking of smoking that thing in here!?'

Cat finishes meal surrounded by fish hooks.

Black market trade in foodstuffs is thriving.

'Do they have to be KING prawns?'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Eight men fight over an octopus as a couple watch.

"Would you like your piranha cutlets now?"

Platter confusion.

"Crab Apple"

Octopus

Cat Reads Newspaper Announcement About A Fish Fry

"We get a lot of podiatrists in here. They don't like to eat anything with feet."

"Regurgitated fish! Is that all you've got?"