Seafood Devotee Gifts

"Yes, it is beautiful, but will it serve eight?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"If you ask me, it takes a lot of fun out of the old Friday night feeding frenzy!"

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

Prawn Cocktail Please

"How's the salmon?"

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'We like bright, new employees who aren't afraid to take some risks. By the way... how are those clam fritters?'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"You've got some food or something in your moustache."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

A man and baby wearing bibs

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Platter confusion.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."