Seafood Lovers Gifts

Busy Afternoon in the Whitebait Factory

'Trying to poniard the partans was not amusive.'

"Don't you dare try to ignore me, Sidney - I know you're in there!"

"Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon."

'Fred's fish shop.'

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

'I'm sorry to hear about your accident but there's nothing we can do about it! - We can, however, send you some shellfish.'

Gill's gag shop

"What do you think of the decision to cut down on fish" "Dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb"

Snorkling in the soup

'I love you too, Alice, but in a different way.'

"Man, will I be in hot water when I get home."

'Now children - stop playing with your food.'

'They're small but cheap.'

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Go on to the frenzy without me, Lou, I'm gonna just graze on the buffet."

Small Talk Therapy

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"