Seafood Enthusiasts Gifts

'Great idea, Pete!'

Fishing

'Let's pray it's something that goes with fish!'

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

'And here's your cod, 'Arthur'.'

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Waiter, I think my wife's calamari is underdone.'

"NOW are you ready to renounce your sinful ways?"

'Here's our chef now with the 'catch of the day'.'

'It couldn't be much fresher ,sir - didn't you see it wink at you ?'

'Hands up the table with the underdone lobster.'

Fresh Fish

Fresh Seafood

'Are these turtle eggs?'

'You look uptight - say, how about a nice hot bath?'

Don't be a smoked salmon -- stay in the school.

Whale stix again?

"The catch of the day is halibut. The day it was caught was last Tuesday."

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Your lobster was off!

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"How fresh is the calamari?"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"How's the salmon?"