Seafood Lover Gifts

Evolution or Entree

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Hurry...here comes a tourist!'

Shellfie

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

'I would appreciate it, Prescott, if you would stop referring to the oyster platter as the sea-booger special!'

Mussel Relaxant.

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

Natural selection.

"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"

Who knew this place had a hot tub.

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

'Anchovies.'

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

'Does the fish stink?'

"My father was in crispy breadcrumbs."

"That is today's special, sir, Spanish lobster flamenco."

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

"As soon as your asylum bid is granted you're safe from EU fishermen!"

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

Spirit of the Lobster Pot

A dressed crab

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

"Aye, lad, so how's the white whale?"

Prawn Shop

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Yes, but will you still respect me in the mornay?!'

'I've heard the lobster is extremely fresh here.'