Seafood Lover Gifts

Evolution or Entree

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'OK! I'll talk!'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'

'Hurry...here comes a tourist!'

'I would appreciate it, Prescott, if you would stop referring to the oyster platter as the sea-booger special!'

Shellfie

Who knew this place had a hot tub.

"Man, this is just the perfect temperature!"

Mussel Relaxant.

Natural selection.

'I think he's recognized us: I told you we should have left a tip last time...'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

The Guilty Conscience at a Seafood Restaurant.

'Let me guess... you've been taken in by a clever diving salesman!'

'Does the fish stink?'

"You're right - the cod stocks are worryingly low."

"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."

"I'll have the angler if you're sure he's perfectly fresh."

"My father was in crispy breadcrumbs."

'Anchovies.'

Fish counter: sole/solemate.

Prawn Shop

'I'm sorry, young lady, we had a run of unlucky fisherman.'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

'I'll have the salmon.'

Spirit of the Lobster Pot

A dressed crab

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'Oh, thank god, a hot tub... My back is literally killing me.'

'Lunchtime, boys!'

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'