Fish Connoisseur Pillows

'I'm only interested in fillets.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Horror movies

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"She's just being Koi."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"He was a sea rescue."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Guess who netted it.'