Fish Lovers Pillows

'He's starting to ask what sushi is.'

"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

"I got you a gift."

Auction.

Eskimo with goldfish skating in its bowl.

Nuclear power station and ecology

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Worm for Two

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Do you ever miss corners?"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Horror movies

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"She's just being Koi."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

Kids with Fish Balloons

The Da Vinci Cod

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'