Fish Fanatic Pillows

Think Tank

Out of tuna

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'We're lucky. This stream could be next to a paper mill instead of a brewery.'

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Fin.

'Get lost!'

"Too dressy?"

"Let's take this one step at a time. First, somebody is going to have to catch the fish."

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

'We had a lot to drink last night.'

'I think there's something wrong with my new Herring aid - it's giving me a haddock.'

'They call him the 'fish whisperer'.'

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

'Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?'

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Hold it! I don't even HAVE a rug!"

Gold fish with bill - "What the hell do you spend it on woman?"

"We really need to hire a landscaper."

'Watch it - she's a hooker!'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Albatross bragging about his latest catch...

"You're the greatest* mom ever!" *except for those 3 times you tried to eat me when I was a baby guppy!"

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

A school of fish following one fish who is labeled "CEO".

'I'm not sure Dad, but I think I wet the bed.'

'Hey! I was just sleeping!' A goldfish is almost flushed down the toilet.

Fish snorkling above water.

Bite taken out of a fishing doc.

'I'm going to like this lake.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'